This is the ID i’m using at bars tonight, FYI.
last one, i swear. but i just needed to highlight my roomie’s coked-up make-up skillz.
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“i’m not going out this weekend, guys. i have a huge test on monday.” Translation: “DRINK ALL OF THE NIGHTS.”
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-Three year old little girl dressed as a viking.
-Toddler in a stroller dressed as Chuckie.
Every move I make as a parent in the future will never be as cool as these people.
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fucking golden.
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